"'Allo 'Allo!" (1982) {Camp Dance (#4.2)} TV Season

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Overview "'Allo 'Allo!" Season 04 Episode 02 (S04E02)



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8.5/ 10 (46 Votes)

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Release Date
(UK) - 14 November 1987
(Sweden) - 11 November 1988

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Full Cast

  1. Bostrom, Arthur as [Officer Crabtree] <14>
  2. Bradshaw, Peter (I) as (voice) [London Calling] <21>
  3. Brown, Tim (I) as [Squadron Leader Simpson] <20>
  4. Burnell, Nick (I) as [Camp Commandant] <18>
  5. Collins, John D. as [Flying Officer Fairfax] <4>
  6. Frankau, Nicholas as [Flying Officer Carstairs] <3>
  7. Gibson, Richard (I) as [Herr Otto Flick] <8>
  8. Haig, Jack as [Roger Leclerc] <12>
  9. Kaye, Gorden as [René Artois] <1>
  10. Kelly, Sam (I) as (voice) [Captain Hans Geering] <16>
  11. Mansi, Louis as (as John Louis Mansi) [Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen] <7>
  12. Marner, Richard as [Colonel Kurt von Strohm] <10>
  13. Minster, Hilary as [General Erich von Klinkerhoffen] <17>
  14. Sadler, Martin as [Wing Commander] <19>
  15. Siner, Guy as [Lieutenant Hubert Gruber] <9>
  16. Smith, Trevor T. as [German Guard] <15>
  17. Cooke, Kirsten as [Michelle Dubois] <2>
  18. Hartman, Kim as [Private Helga Geerhart] <5>
  19. Hill, Rose (I) as [Madame Fanny] <13>
  20. Michelle, Vicki as [Yvette Carte-Blanche] <11>
  21. Silvera, Carmen as [Edith Artois] <6>

Full Plot

Flick and Von Smallhausen tunnel their way into the camp, only to find that, along with Gruber, everybody has escaped disguised as dancing girls. Flick intercepts Rene's call to London but Rene, realizing this, destroys his radio. The Resistance now have no radio. Nor do they have Maria, who disguised herself as a Red Cross parcel, but, due to insufficient stamps, was sent back to Switzerland. Geering has also gone, since the Resistance assumed he was an escaping British officer and took him to London, where he now has an office in Piccadilly Circus. don @ minifie-1 Plot not found

Dress Designers

  1. Dyall, Christian

Film Editors

  1. Dunstan, John (I)
  2. Wadsworth, Chris (videotape editor)


  1. Darnell, Bernadette (production team)
  2. Dyson, Arch (production team)
  3. Oldfield, Kenn (choreographer)


Captain Hans Geering: [Hans was last seen being catapulted over the fence of a German POW camp, disguised as a British airman. Now, the Colonel and the others are picking up a suspicious transmission on the radio in Lieutenant Gruber's tank] Hello? Hello? Hello? Colonel Kurt von Strohm: This is Colonel Von Strohm. Whose talking? Captain Hans Geering: Captain Hans Geering! Colonel Kurt von Strohm: Hans! Thank heavens you're safe! What happened to you? Captain Hans Geering: Um... The resistance took me away. Colonel Kurt von Strohm: [to Rene and the others] He's in the hands of the resistance. They'll be wanting a ransom. [Into the microphone] Hans, can you give us your present position? Captain Hans Geering: Uh... In the markets, overlooking Picadilly Circus [several corroborating background noises follow] Colonel Kurt von Strohm: What happened? Captain Hans Geering: I'm afraid the war is over for me, Colonel. The resistance mistook me for a British airman and sent me back to England. Colonel Kurt von Strohm: Then you must escape and get back here, as soon as possible! Captain Hans Geering: Um... That will not be easy, Colonel. You see, I do not have my spectacles. Colonel Kurt von Strohm: Hans, what am I going to tell the general? Captain Hans Geering: Well, um... tell him that the food is very good and the British think they're going to win. Over and out! Colonel Kurt von Strohm: Hans? Hans? [Stands fiddling with the radio knobs, but doesn't get a reply] Hans! [Realizing that his friend is gone for good] Hans... [credits roll]