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"'Allo 'Allo!" (1982) {The British Are Coming (#1.0)} TV Season



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Overview "'Allo 'Allo!" Season 01 Episode 0 (S01E0)

Language
English

Country
UK

Ratings / Votes
8.4/ 10 (102 Votes)

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Release Date
(UK) - 30 December 1982
(Sweden) - 3 November 1985
(Netherlands) - 11 October 1988
(Estonia) - 10 February 1998
(Estonia) - 28 September 2008

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Full Cast

  1. Collins, John D. as [Flying Officer Fairfax] <10>
  2. Cottan, Richard as [Claude] <15>
  3. Frankau, Nicholas as [Flying Officer Carstairs] <11>
  4. Gibson, Richard (I) as [Herr Otto Flick] <14>
  5. Haig, Jack as [Roger Leclerc] <7>
  6. Kaye, Gorden as [René Artois] <1>
  7. Kelly, Sam (I) as [Captain Hans Geering] <3>
  8. Marner, Richard as [Colonel Kurt von Strohm] <2>
  9. Siner, Guy as [Lieutenant Hubert Gruber] <12>
  10. Anselmi, Lisa as (uncredited) [Resistance Girl]
  11. Cooke, Kirsten as [Michelle Dubois] <6>
  12. Gonshaw, Francesca as [Maria Recamier] <5>
  13. Hartman, Kim as [Private Helga Geerhart] <13>
  14. Hill, Rose (I) as [Madame Fanny] <9>
  15. Michelle, Vicki as [Yvette Carte-Blanche] <4>
  16. Silvera, Carmen as [Edith Artois] <8>

Full Plot

World War Two is raging but in the French village of Nouvion,cafe owner Rene Artois wants only a quiet life plus some slap and tickle with his waitress Yvette behind his sour wife Edith's back. To this end he keeps in with the two German officers who are cafe patrons,Von Strohm and Geering. He is therefore alarmed when Michelle of the Resistance declares his house a safe house for two British airmen,who have been shot down and who cannot understand French.He is also to host Roger LeClerc,a forger and old flame of his mother-in-law Fanny,sprung from jail by the Resistance but,due to a misunderstanding,mistakes Gruber,a gay German officer who fancies Rene, for Roger. Geering and Von Strohm discover the hidden Britishers but when Herr Otto Flick,of the Gestapo,arrives,they agree to help. This is because Flick is after a favourite painting of Hitler's,The Madonna With the Big Boobies,which they wish to keep for themselves. To this end they give their uniforms to the escaping airmen. don @ minifie-1 Rene runs a café in the small German-occupied town of Nouvion. He has a relationship with he local German commander, Colonel Kurt von Strohm, whereby Rene gets essential supplies such as butter and sugar and the Germans get to spend time with one of Rene's pretty waitresses. Rene isn't sure what to do when Michelle from the French Resistance tells him that his café will now be a stop on the escape route for British airmen. As well, he is expected to provide shelter for their forger, Roger Leclerc. As if he doesn't have enough to deal with, von Strohm steals a valuable painting from the château they have commandeered for their headquarters, the painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies by van Klomp. Amid the chaos that has become Rene's life, they learn that Otto Flick of the Gestapo has arrived. garykmcd Plot not found

Film Editors

  1. Dunstan, John (I)
  2. Southby, Phil (videotape editor)

Misc

  1. Jones, Barbara (IV) (production team)
  2. Thompson, Penny (II) (production team)

Quotes

René: This is my wife, Edith. I have told her everything. Michelle Dubois: Will she talk? René: Incessantly. But not about anything important. [Herr Flick has arrived to see the Colonel] Helga: Do you have an appointment? Herr Flick: I am Otto Flick of the Gestapo. Helga: Oh, you don't need an appointment. René: Good evening, Herr Lieutenant. What is your pleasure? Lt. Hubert Gruber: I would like a cognac, if you please? René: Maria, cognac for the officer. If you would like to, eh Lt. Hubert Gruber: Why not, why not? René: [René puts down the cognac. Lt. Hubert Gruber reaches into his pocket and produces a cigar. René mistakes Lt. Hubert Gruber for Leclerc] I - I - I expect you would like a light? Lt. Hubert Gruber: Thank you, you're very kind. René: I have no matches. Lt. Hubert Gruber: Then why do you ask me if I would like a light? René: I'm very sorry. Lt. Hubert Gruber: If you have no matches... if you have no matches, take mine. I have a spare box. René: Are you one of them? Lt. Hubert Gruber: Well, it... it was very lonely on the Russian front. Roger Leclerc: A cognac, if you please? René: Maria, a cognac. Roger Leclerc: [Roger Leclerc reaches into his pocket and produces a cigar. Lt. Hubert Gruber notices and lights Leclerc's cigar. Roger Leclerc to René] Do you have a light? Lt. Hubert Gruber: What do you want a light for? I just lit it. Roger Leclerc: Well, I don't want a light, I just wondered... if he had a light. René: I have no matches. Lt. Hubert Gruber: I've just given you some matches! René: These are your matches! They're not my matches. Roger Leclerc: [to René] Is he one of us? René: No, he's one of them. Roger Leclerc: Please do not tell everybody!

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