Kung Fu and Titties (2013) Movie

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(Hollywood) USA

Ratings / Votes
8.1/ 10 (9 Votes)

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Production Company
Nums Films [us]

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Release Date
(USA) - 12 February 2013
(USA) - 16 February 2013

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If you don't already want to see this're probably gay. The only thing this movie needs is some good Chinese take-out. It's not porn. It's just great. This movie is WAY better than The Postman with Kevin Kostner... and there's a helluva lot of titties


Technical Support
CAM:Sony CineAlta
RAT:16:9 HD

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Full Cast

  1. Bennett, Sean (I) as [Thug #11]
  2. Bousaid, Rowan as [The Croatian] <10>
  3. Briggins, Dante as [Shirtless Oiled Guy]
  4. Drucker, Doug as [Thug #10]
  5. Ebert, Jody as [Thug #1]
  6. Emery, Michael (VII) as [Thug #3]
  7. Finelli, Mike as [Naked Bartender]
  8. Glass, Joe (IX) as [The Host]
  9. Goldstein, Evan (III) as [Black Lightning] <9>
  10. Kline, Jonathan as [Marv]
  11. Kolack, Kevin as [Army Bob] <8>
  12. Lundgren, John Archer as [Zeefros] <5>
  13. Marino, Mike (I) as [Gorilla] <3>
  14. Masotto, Sam as [J.J]
  15. Migdal, Mark as [Bum #2]
  16. Molnar, Sean as [Richard Titties] <2>
  17. Phillips, Shawn C. as [The Instructor]
  18. Pinchot, Bronson as [The Beaver] <6>
  19. Potenzieri, Steven as [Christian]
  20. Schlesinger, Hunter (I) as [Bum #1]
  21. Shkilnyi, Stanislav as [Victor]
  22. Stadulis, Christopher as [Ivan]
  23. Truman, Dan (I) as [Thug #5]
  24. Vo, Tony (III) as [Thug #6]
  25. Weba, Robert as [Thug #2]
  26. Bay, Leah as [Captive Woman]
  27. Brown, Raine as [Raine Brown] <1>
  28. Corneby, Robin as [Woman on Horse]
  29. Craigg, Kecia as [Singing Slave]
  30. Disgrace, Sophia as [Techno Babe] <7>
  31. Finelli, Raelynn as [Little Girl]
  32. Hill, Jeanine as [Slave]
  33. Jones, Dawn (III) as [Annoying Slave]
  34. Kim, Lori Ann as (as Lori Cecilia) [Amanda]
  35. Lova, Alisa as [Natalia]
  36. Mason, Dixon as [Jenny]
  37. O Dassey, Seregon as [Cynthia] <4>
  38. Skye, Bettina as [Oksana]
  39. Soriano, Chiva as [Bethany]
  40. Trexler, Jeannette as [Roxanne]
  41. Vinyl, Evelyn as [Tea]
  42. Vlies, Loria as [Future]


  1. Action
  2. Comedy

Full Plot

Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world. Anonymous Plot not found


  1. Johnston, Mandy (II)

Dress Designers

  1. Krov, Liz


  1. Acevedo, Christian (bodyguard)
  2. Botelho, Nicky (assistant to producers)
  3. Bousaid, Rowan (assistant to director)
  4. Craigg, Kecia (production coordinator)
  5. Czaplinski, Adam (production assistant)
  6. Dejmal, Gail (catering chef)
  7. Finelli, Mike (behind the scenes)
  8. McConnell, Barbara (catering chef)
  9. McConnell, Eleanor (catering hand)
  10. Murray, Ninette (catering chef)
  11. Potenzieri, Steven (production assistant)
  12. Toarmina, Salvatore (production assistant)


Thug #3: Sir, you're destroying yourself. It's way too much refined sugar for you. Richard Titties: Who the hell carries around packages of bologna in their bag? Marv: You'll find out when you're my age. Richard Titties: We could take these guys, you're a fighter, let's go! Gorilla: That's just it, I'm a good fighter, you're not! Thug #3: I don't know what an onion is, and I've never heard of this seasoning you speak of. Is that a type of woman? Zeefros: You are the stupidest person in the world. How is it that you do not know what an onion is? Thug #3: All I do is stand around here, fight people and bring you cups of grape juice. I'm sorry.

Shooting/Filming Locations

  1. New Jersey, USA
  2. Chester, New York, USA
  3. Middletown, New York, USA
  4. New York, USA