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Norbit (2007) Movie



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Overview

Language
English

Country
(Hollywood) USA

Ratings / Votes
3.7/ 10 (35147 Votes)

MPAA Ratings
Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, some nudity and language (edited for re-rating)

Production Company
Davis Entertainment [us]
DreamWorks SKG [us] - (as DreamWorks Pictures) (presents)
Tollin/Robbins Productions [us]

Production Designer

All Producers

All Directors

Writers

Release Date
(USA) - 9 February 2007
(Malaysia) - 15 February 2007
(Singapore) - 18 February 2007
(Australia) - 22 February 2007
(Mexico) - 23 February 2007

Running Time
Argentina:103

Tagline
Have You Ever Made A Really Big Mistake?

Keywords
2000s, actor-playing-multiple-roles, african-american, anti-semitism, baby-left-on-a-doorstep, bathtub, bicycle-accident, big-belly, big-booty, big-butt-humor, bikini, bikini-wax, black-american, black-caricature, black-family-conflict, black-prostitute, black-villainess, blooper-reel, bubble-butt, bully-comeuppance, buxom, cellulite, character-name-in-title, characters-from-different-time-periods, chased-down-a-street,

Technical Support
MET:2818 m - (Portugal, 35 mm)
OFM:35 mm
PCS:Spherical
PFM:35 mm
RAT:1.85 : 1



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Full Cast

  1. Angelo, George (III) as [Bar Patron] <61>
  2. Bell, Donald (II) as [Male Vocalist] <58>
  3. Blanks, Michael Isaac as (uncredited) [Deion's Kid #6]
  4. Brown, Alex (VIII) as [Choir Member] <73>
  5. Carter, Virgil (I) as (uncredited)
  6. Cater, Kevin as (uncredited) [Lifeguard]
  7. Chea, Alvin as [Choir Member] <80>
  8. Cole, Ron (II) as [Wedding Guest] <59>
  9. Colyar, Michael as [Morris the Barber] <13>
  10. Copeland, Craig (I) as (as Craig L. Copeland) [Choir Member] <71>
  11. Corgiat, Richard as [Giovanni Staff] <54>
  12. Crews, Terry (I) as [Big Jack Latimore] <3>
  13. De Antone, Marc as [Giovanni Staff] <55>
  14. Gant, Richard as [Preacher] <27>
  15. Gatins, John as [Attendant] <29>
  16. Goldsmith, David (III) as (uncredited) [Carnival Guy]
  17. Gooding Jr., Cuba as [Deion Hughes] <6>
  18. Griffin, Eddie (I) as [Pope Sweet Jesus] <7>
  19. Griffin, Khamani as [Norbit - Age 5] <16>
  20. Hampton, Sean (I) as (uncredited) [Town Man]
  21. Henderson, Lonnie as (as Lonnie L. Henderson) [Beautician] <37>
  22. Huebel, Rob as [Excited Man on TV] <21>
  23. Jackson, Reginald (VI) as [Dancer] <87>
  24. Johnson, Donald (V) as [Charlie] <41>
  25. Joyce, Bob (II) as [Choir Member] <74>
  26. Kane, Kevon as (uncredited) [Riley Choir Member]
  27. Kennedy, Taylor (I) as [Basketball Kid] <49>
  28. Knight, Mason as [Boy at Schoolyard] <24>
  29. Langley, Frank as (as Frank Langley IV) [Puppeteer] <40>
  30. Lennon, Kipp as [Choir Member] <79>
  31. Levine, Floyd as [Abe the Tailor] <9>
  32. Maeda, Guy as [Choir Member] <77>
  33. Micelli, Vince as [Giovanni Staff] <56>
  34. Murphy, Charles Q. as (voice) (as Charlie Murphy) [Floyd the Dog] <32>
  35. Murphy, Eddie (I) as [Norbit/Rasputia/Mr. Wong] <1>
  36. Phinnessee, Darryl as [Choir Member] <82>
  37. Powell, Clifton as [Earl Latimore] <4>
  38. Powell, Josef (I) as [Choir Member] <81>
  39. Price, Louis (I) as [Choir Member] <65>
  40. Raynaud, Lucas as [Dancer] <88>
  41. Reid, Austin (I) as [Norbit - Age 9] <17>
  42. Robbins, Miles (II) as [Kid at Water Park] <31>
  43. Robinson, Jonathan (X) as [Norbit - Age 17] <25>
  44. Rogers, Lamonte as (uncredited) [Background]
  45. Russell, Anthony (I) as [Giovanni] <10>
  46. Speight, Lester as (as Lester 'Rasta' Speight) [Blue Latimore] <5>
  47. Ur, Cameron as [Moonbounce Kid] <47>
  48. Vela, Anthony as [Bar Patron] <62>
  49. Vossler, Michael (I) as [Bully] <22>
  50. Vossler, Travis as [Bully] <23>
  51. Washington, Hakeem as [Basketball Kid] <50>
  52. Washington, Tyrell (I) as [Dancer] <85>
  53. Waters, Oren as [Choir Member] <68>
  54. Wayans, Marlon as [Buster] <14>
  55. West, John (I) as [Choir Member] <69>
  56. White, Gerald (III) as [Choir Member] <76>
  57. Williams, Katt as [Lord Have Mercy] <8>
  58. Wood, Terry (I) as [Choir Member] <70>
  59. Anastacia (IV) as (uncredited) [Waitress]
  60. Anderson, China as [Kate - Age 5] <19>
  61. Beaubian, Susan as [Shop Owner] <28>
  62. Bommelje, Greta as [Kid] <42>
  63. Bostic, Kathryn as [Choir Member] <64>
  64. Celestina (I) as (as Celestina Aladekoba) [Dancer] <89>
  65. Cho, Smith as [Ex-Wife] <35>
  66. Crawford Brown, Pat as [Mrs. Henderson] <11>
  67. Davis, Eurydice as [Wedding Guest] <60>
  68. Denehy, Kristin as [Dancer] <86>
  69. Desalu-Vold, Fumi as (as Fumi Desalu) [Booty Shaker Girl] <51>
  70. Fernandez, Lisa Marie as [Kissing Booth Girl] <48>
  71. Folkes-LeMelle, Neisha as (as Neisha Folkes) [Dancer] <84>
  72. Fraser, Wendy as [Choir Member] <72>
  73. Friedman, Esther (I) as [Beautician] <36>
  74. Geisler, Charlene as (uncredited) [Orphan]
  75. Jackson, Clydene as [Choir Member] <78>
  76. Koide, Teri Eiko as (as Terri Koide) [Choir Member] <75>
  77. Lauren, Jennifer (I) as (uncredited) [Mrs. Thomas]
  78. Lee, Shyann Shane as [Rib Shack Waitress] <53>
  79. McCulty, Kendra as [Moonbounce Kid] <45>
  80. Medine, Donna as [Choir Member] <83>
  81. Mendel, Jesse as [Little Girl in the Pool] <43>
  82. Miller, Jeanette (I) as [Mrs. Coleman] <12>
  83. Muellerleile, Marianne as [Helga] <39>
  84. Nanko, Flavia as (uncredited) [Deion's Kid #1]
  85. Nanko, Sarah as (uncredited) [Deion's Kid #3]
  86. Newton, Thandie as [Kate Thomas] <2>
  87. Norman, Hayley Marie as [Ex-Wife] <33>
  88. Ortiz, Laura (I) as [Teen Attendant] <30>
  89. Rasbury, Ollie as [Female Vocalist] <57>
  90. Rhee, Alexis as [Mrs. Ling Ling Wong] <15>
  91. Rojas, Carmen (II) as [Beautician] <38>
  92. Rubio, Bruna as (uncredited) [Stripper]
  93. Sanderson, Sara as [Ex-Wife] <34>
  94. Sawyer, Amanda as [Moonbounce Kid] <46>
  95. Schaal, Kristen as [Event Organizer] <20>
  96. Sims-Lewis, Lindsey as [Rasputia - Age 10] <18>
  97. St. Vil, Yves Lola as [Rasputia - Age 17] <26>
  98. Stevens, Sally (I) as [Choir Member] <63>
  99. Twillie, Carmen as [Choir Member] <66>
  100. Wallace, Kayren as [Orphan Girl] <44>
  101. Ward, Haleigh as (uncredited) [5-Year-Old Norbit's Orphan Playmate]
  102. Waters Willard, Maxine as (as Maxine Waters) [Choir Member] <67>
  103. Willis, Sammy B. as [Rib Shack Waitress] <52>

Genres

  1. Comedy
  2. Romance

Full Plot

Norbit is a normal person, who after being adopted by Mr. Wong, ends up being married to the very large, Rasputia. Norbit's childhood love, Kate Thomas arrives back in town to buy the orphanage. Norbit sees this as his chance to get back together with Kate, until he discovers that she is in fact engaged to Deion Hughes. Norbit isn't going to lay this to rest, whilst he tries to survive life with Rasputia, and it looks like Deion also has something he would like to keep secret. simon In 1967, the orphan Norbit was abandoned by his parents when he was a baby. He was raised by the owner of the orphanage Mr. Wong, and becomes a great friend of the also orphan Kate. When Kate is adopted, Norbit feels lonely but is protected by the fat and big Rasputia. They grow up, Rasputia becomes a monstrous woman and they get married. When Kate returns to her hometown decided to buy Mr. Wong's orphanage, Norbit recalls his good moments and falls in love for her. But Rasputia, her gangster brothers and Kate's fiancé Deion Hughes have other intentions with the orphanage. Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Plot not found

Total Business

AD: 794,537 (Germany) (1 April 2007) AD: 281,077 (Germany) (11 March 2007) AD: 213,257 (Netherlands) (31 December 2007) BT: USD 60,000,000 CP: DreamWorks LLC GR: USD 95,323,496 (USA) (29 April 2007) GR: USD 95,102,566 (USA) (22 April 2007) GR: USD 94,570,382 (USA) (1 April 2007) GR: USD 92,438,806 (USA) (18 March 2007) GR: USD 88,295,349 (USA) (11 March 2007) GR: USD 82,905,396 (USA) (4 March 2007) GR: USD 74,763,394 (USA) (25 February 2007) GR: USD 62,011,840 (USA) (18 February 2007) GR: USD 34,195,434 (USA) (11 February 2007) GR: GBP 5,538,186 (UK) (8 April 2007) GR: GBP 5,120,072 (UK) (1 April 2007) GR: GBP 3,597,096 (UK) (18 March 2007) GR: GBP 1,962,913 (UK) (11 March 2007) GR: EUR 546,434 (Netherlands) (18 March 2007) OW: USD 34,195,434 (USA) (11 February 2007) (3,136 screens) OW: GBP 1,962,913 (UK) (11 March 2007) (368 screens) OW: USD 20,298 (Estonia) (22 April 2007) (2 screens) OW: EUR 503,127 (Netherlands) (18 March 2007) (84 screens) SD: March 2006 - WG: USD 170,972 (USA) (29 April 2007) (220 screens) WG: USD 201,685 (USA) (22 April 2007) (225 screens) WG: USD 293,733 (USA) (1 April 2007) (412 screens) WG: USD 2,766,593 (USA) (18 March 2007) (2,016 screens) WG: USD 4,278,099 (USA) (11 March 2007) WG: USD 6,398,696 (USA) (4 March 2007) WG: USD 9,825,021 (USA) (25 February 2007) (3,145 screens) WG: USD 19,929,662 (USA) (18 February 2007) (3,138 screens) WG: USD 34,195,434 (USA) (11 February 2007) (3,136 screens) WG: GBP 114,847 (UK) (8 April 2007) (238 screens) WG: GBP 294,819 (UK) (1 April 2007) (324 screens) WG: GBP 1,069,030 (UK) (18 March 2007) (371 screens) WG: GBP 1,962,913 (UK) (11 March 2007) (368 screens) WG: EUR 503,127 (Netherlands) (18 March 2007) (84 screens)

Movie Certificate

12A (UK)
NC-16 (Singapore)(cut)
PG-13 (USA)(edited for re-rating)
6 (Netherlands)
10 (Switzerland)(canton of Vaud)
10 (Switzerland)(canton of Geneva)
M (Australia)
13 (Argentina)
12 (Brazil)
K-11 (Finland)
13+ (Canada)(Quebec)
12 (Germany)
U (Malaysia)
PG-13 (Philippines)(MTRCB)
IIA (Hong Kong)
15A (Ireland)
M/12 (Portugal)
15 (South Korea)
R (USA)(original rating)

Music Composers

  1. Newman, David (I)

Cinematographers

  1. Mathis, Clark

Dress Designers

  1. Maginnis, Molly (I)

Distributors

American Broadcasting Company (ABC) [us] - (2010) (USA) (TV)
Odeon [gr] - (2007) (Greece) (DVD)
Paramount Home Entertainment [nl] - (2007) (Netherlands) (DVD)
Paramount Home Entertainment [nl] - (2008) (Netherlands) (DVD) (Blu-ray)
Paramount Home Entertainment [us] - (2007) (USA) (DVD)
Paramount Home Entertainment [us] - (2007) (USA) (DVD) (HD DVD)
Paramount Pictures [gb] - (2007) (UK) (theatrical)
Paramount Pictures [us] - (2007) (USA) (theatrical)
Solar Entertainment [ph] - (2007) (Philippines) (theatrical)
Taramount Film [rs] - (2007) (Serbia) (theatrical) (Montenegro, Macedonia)
United International Pictures (UIP) [ar] - (2007) (Argentina) (theatrical)
United International Pictures (UIP) [gr] - (2007) (Greece) (theatrical)
United International Pictures (UIP) [sg] - (2007) (Singapore) (theatrical)
Universal Pictures International (UPI) [ch] - (2007) (Switzerland) (theatrical)
Universal Pictures International (UPI) [es] - (2007) (Spain) (theatrical)
Universal Pictures International (UPI) [nl] - (2007) (Netherlands) (theatrical)
Veronica [nl] - (2009) (Netherlands) (TV)

Film Editors

  1. Bastille, Ned

Misc

  1. Alovis, Will (script supervisor: second unit)
  2. Araki, Charlie (assistant accountant)
  3. Barth, Sean F. (consultant: product placement)
  4. Beal, Raymond W. (animal trainer)
  5. Brooks, Brooke (assistant: Mr. Davis)
  6. Cater, Kevin (production assistant)
  7. Crisostomo, Scotch James Diaz (second assistant accountant) (uncredited)
  8. Dauber, Paulette (unit publicist)
  9. Deas-Hamrick, Alex (assistant: Mr. Davis)
  10. Falls, Patrick (adr loop group)
  11. Flanders, Heather (assistant: Mr. Robbins)
  12. Goodwin, Emily L.G. (set production assistant)
  13. Gordon, Rhona (studio teacher)
  14. Grillo, Jesse (production assistant)
  15. Guillory, Jemal (assistant: Mr. Murphy)
  16. Hall, Gina (assistant: Mr. Tollin)
  17. Halley, Jason (background set production assistant)
  18. Heidt, Brandon (I) (production assistant)
  19. Hewitt, Charisse M. (executive assistant: Mr. Murphy) (as Charisse Hewitt-Webster)
  20. Hill, Lucas D. (production assistant)
  21. Hornstein, Ellen J. (assistant: Mr. Householter)
  22. Ingram, J. Elizabeth (production coordinator: second unit)
  23. Jensen, Eva (II) (studio teacher)
  24. Jones, Aakomon (co-choreographer)
  25. Jordan, Ashley (I) (assistant: Mr. Robbins)
  26. Kasubowski, Dave (key craft service)
  27. Klosterman, Chris (production assistant)
  28. Lamkin, Robert (caterer)
  29. Lee, Lee David (key assistant location manager)
  30. Lee, Teresa Jolene (set production assistant)
  31. Levine, Scott (III) (set production assistant)
  32. Lopez, Brenda (I) (script supervisor)
  33. Lyons, David B. (assistant location manager)
  34. Mayes, Suzanne (assistant: Mr. Tollin)
  35. McConaghey, Richard (associate: Mr. Davis)
  36. Melendez, Juan (production coordinator: titles)
  37. Moreno, Doug (production accountant)
  38. Morris, Valerie (clearances assistant)
  39. Moseley, Mark (I) (adr loop group)
  40. Murphy, Richard (XVI) (assistant: Mr. C. Murphy)
  41. Nikolic, Alex (media producer)
  42. Norris, Rachel (I) (assistant: Ms. Newton)
  43. Orozco, Richard G. (assistant location manager)
  44. Owen, Alec (II) (production assistant)
  45. Panzarella, John (location manager)
  46. Parker, Daniel A. (production assistant)
  47. Piper II, John D. (production staff)
  48. Pisani, John M. (unit publicist)
  49. Rawls, Matt (set production assistant)
  50. Robertson, Ryan (I) (main title producer)
  51. Robinson, Fatima (choreographer)
  52. Rosenberg-Marvin, Page (production coordinator)
  53. Sahlstrom, Erin (assistant production coordinator)
  54. Schmidt, Megan (I) (set production assistant)
  55. Schwert, John (production assistant: cast)
  56. Starkey, Ben (I) (production assistant)
  57. Thorson, Leslie (key assistant location manager)
  58. Veluzat, Daniel (location liaison) (uncredited)
  59. Walters, Dannon (craft service)
  60. Webster, Randy (assistant: Mr. Murphy)
  61. Woods, Anthony (I) (production medic)
  62. Yu, Garson (title designer)
  63. Yurcisin, Yvette (location liaison)

Quotes

[repeated line] Rasputia: How you doing? Norbit: Yes it did! And that makes you, the queen of WHORES! [after harpooning Rasputia in the ass] Mr. Wong: Bingo! Right in the blowhole! Rasputia: Then who was eating the turkey ass? Mr. Wong: Norbit! Why you run like little bitch? Norbit: Oh Floyd, what am I gonna do. Floyd the Dog: Kill the bitch! [Rasputia is about to kill Norbit] Mr. Wong: WHALE HO! Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale? Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho! [Big Jack confronts Norbit at the wedding] Big Jack: Norbit, let me talk to you for a second. Look, just so we clear: If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. You hear me? Norbit: [nervously] Yes. Big Jack: I'm talkin' pain, boy. Searing, mind-numbing pain. Norbit: [in fear] I understand. Big Jack: You understand me? Norbit: [choking] Yes, yes, yes. Big Jack: All right. Welcome to the family. Norbit: [whimpers] Thank you. Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster. Norbit: ...That's kinda racist. Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure. Rasputia: [after Norbit discovers Buster and Rasputia in bed] Norbit, how dare you? Buster is a guest in our home! Buster: Yeah, ORBIT! How dare you make such an accu-sa-si-tion! Rasputia: What... the...? What just fell on my car? Mr. Wong: Not what - who! Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong! Teen Attendant: Excuse me ma'am. We have a 300 lb weight limit. Rasputia: I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'? Pope Sweet Jesus: The wrapper says 'Ribbed for her pleasure' but turn it inside out and it's ribbed for YOUR pleasure Preacher: But you can't object yet. Pope Sweet Jesus: Well I am objeculatin' prematurely! Rasputia: [after swearing in church] Oh pray bitch pray Norbit: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday... Rasputia: Say Tuesday again you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday. Rasputia: Hell to the no! Rasputia: [to Norbit as she's grabbing his head] I'm gonna rip your head off. Big Jack: Rasputia? Rasputia: What? Big Jack: Car. Rasputia: I don't give a damn 'bout no car. I'm ready to die! Big Jack: [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck] Car! [Rasputia let's go of Norbit; Norbit is yelling, sending him down a hill in the woods] Rasputia: I'm ready to die! I'm ready to die! Big Jack: I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy! Damn! Rasputia: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, goddamnit! Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... Norbit: I object! [congregation gasps and murmurs] Preacher: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake! Mr. Wong: [pleased] Norbit. Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy: [cheers] Norbit! Kate Thomas: [surprised] Norbit! Choir: [singing] Norbit-t-t-t! Norbit: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it. Kate Thomas: Norbit, what are you doing? Norbit: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you. Rasputia: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say? Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH! [Blue watches a Buster Perkins "Power Tap" video while doing a power tap exercise] Blue Latimore: Tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap... [Norbit smashes the window downstairs in the basement] Blue Latimore: [shocked; run downstairs to see that Norbit escaped] Norbit! Norbit? Norbit? Oh, damn. He escaped. Norbit! NORBIT! Blue Latimore: [as Norbit pedals off] You're ass is mine, Norbit! [Norbit rides his bike towards the church when he's approached by Big Jack, Earl, and Rasputia] Rasputia: Where the hell you goin', Norbit? Norbit: [screams] None of your G.D. beeswax, Rasputia! Rasputia: Look at you, you old stupid fool. You can't even ride a bike! Norbit: Oh, yes I can, because Kate TAUGHT ME! [Rasputia screams and grabs Norbit's neck] Pope Sweet Jesus: It's raining little white women. Lord Have Mercy: My prayers have been answered! Pope Sweet Jesus: She'd better move, 'cause my prayers are for a Cadillac. Rasputia: [Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn] God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat? Norbit: I haven't touched your seat. Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far? Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia. Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen! [horn honks] Rasputia: See that? [horn honks again] Rasputia: That ain't right! [horn honks again] Norbit: I hear it. Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat! Norbit: That's not science. Rasputia: It is and just let it go! Norbit: It's not science. Rasputia: I said 'let it go!' Norbit: I'm just saying... [Rasputia punches him in the face] Rasputia: [growls] I said it was science, god damm it! Attendant: Excuse me. Rasputia: What? Attendant: Are you wearing bottoms? Rasputia: [Gasps and looks appalled] Of course I'm wearing bottoms! [lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom] Attendant: [Looks questionably at her] All right. Rasputia: [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, she yells at him] NORBIT! Norbit: Oh! Rasputia! Good Morning, Rasputia! How are you this morning? Rasputia: Where the hell you going? Norbit: Oh, ummmm... I was just going to Raging Waters. Rasputia: [singing along with the radio] Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me? Deion Hughes: Did you say a titty bar? [after Norbit ruins the wedding and their future of opening a strip joint, the Latimore Brothers come at him, staring in anger] Big Jack: You messed up, boy. Earl Latimore: [whispers] That's right. Big Jack: [grabs Norbit, raising his fist] Now you gonna pay... BIG TIME! Abe the Tailor: [furious and growling] Latimore! Keep your "fakakta" hands off him! Big Jack: Go back to your shop, Abe! Before I kill you too! [the choir finished singing; the congregation is wildly happy] Deion Hughes: [screaming] That's enough! THAT'S ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! Stop the music! Pope Sweet Jesus: Hold on... Deion Hughes: [cuts Pope off] Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff. Pope Sweet Jesus: ...Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure... Lord Have Mercy: Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free. Deion Hughes: Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no! That's enough talking. It's time to get back to the wedding. Pope Sweet Jesus: It ain't never enough talkin' when you're talkin' about love, brother. Big Jack: Here you go, Norbit. Saved the best piece for you. [puts turkey on Norbit's plate] Norbit - Age 9: What's that? Big Jack: Turkey ass. Eat up sucker. Bon appetitty. Pope Sweet Jesus: Poor Norbit. Man. Back when I was in the game, used to tell my hos, "Hos, ain't no man gonna pay for the cow if he can get the milk for free." You ain't gonna worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow. Lord Have Mercy: That's a special cow, too. That must be where butter milk come from. Event Organizer: I wanna be a ho. How do I apply? Rasputia: Go over and get another wine cooler. It's hot as hell out here. Don't you see I'm sweltering? Norbit: Rasputia, you can't drink wine. Rasputia: Why the hell not? Norbit: You're with child. Rasputia: With child? I ain't with no... Oh. Oh, that was... I had gas. I still got it. Rasputia: [farts] There's your child. Now go get me something to drink. Rasputia: [farts again] Twins! Rasputia: [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go! Norbit: [to Kate] Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES! [Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church] Ex-Wife #1: Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you. Children: Daddy! Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther! Rasputia: Who is that ho? Ex-Wife #3: Luther? he told me he was gay! Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther. Ex-Wife #1: [angry] You dead, goldigger! Deion Hughes: [the wives and children are going towards him] I'm out! Pope Sweet Jesus: Look's like the wedding's off, bro. Lord Have Mercy: Church! Mr. Wong: When Norbit was little boy he say "One day i'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla! [Latimore brothers get up] I joke, I joke, why you not know joke when you hear joke, what you want to make fight at wedding. [to himself] better cool off before i have to bust somebody ass in here Rasputia: What is this Norbit? Norbit: Some kind of deformed potato? Rasputia: Umm umm. Whats this? Norbit: The satanic acid we use at the construction site. Rasputia: [stomps] Right! And this is miss little pretty little things face. And Norbit if you ever see her again, if you ever talk to her again, if you ever so much as think about the bitch again, this is what's gon happen to her. [pours satanic acid on potato and potato dissolves] how YOU doin? Get the picture Norbit? Rasputia: little miss skinny bitch gon be there? Norbit: Oh you mean miss ling ling? Rasputia: Now you know damn well i aint talkin bout no mis lang lang im talkin about mis thang thang from that picnic Norbit: Miss thing thing from the picnic? i dont really remember her name. Oh wait i think i remember now! It was a ferign name. Something Russian? Rasputia: Kate bitch! Norbit: Oh yes Kate. Well you know i dont know if Kates going to be there. Rasputia: Well im goin. Norbit: No! I mean you dont like water parks Rasputia Rasputia: Who dont like water parks i love, except you dont gotta get off the ride to go to the bathroom, how you doin! Norbit: Great Rasputia: [singing dontcha in her car] ooh look at the dog eyeballin me. [turns onto sidewalk and starts chasing dog] Norbit: Wait Rasputia what are you doin? Rasputia: Shut up! Ooh i gotcha now puppy i gotcha now! Norbit: Wait! No No! No! [Floyd Whimpers] Rasputia: [Rasputia blurts out an evil laugh] You know what that sound means, Bark! How *you* doin? Norbit: Fliyd? Mr. Wong: [Doing the wedding toast] I want to say Norbit that I very... very confused, why you marry Latimore. I don't understand it, because when you was little boy, you say, Mr. Wong: [Quoting Norbit] "One day I find girl of my dreams" Mr. Wong: [Now self again] and then you marry a Gorilla. Mr. Wong: [as the Latimore brothers stand] I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding? Mr. Wong: [Quietly] cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here okay. Mr. Wong: [the Latimore brothers sit and Wong continues the story] When Norbit just little boy, he like to always run allover the place naked. Always naked. And Norbit, when he was just little boy, had a pee pee, the size of an egg roll. You know, Norbit. Norbit: That's true. Mr. Wong: And one day, down by the creek, Norbit run around naked and poisonous snake jump up and bite Norbit, right on ass. Very close to whole. Norbit pass out. I think Norbit is dead. I go to check the boy pulse. He is still alive. He is still alive! Mr. Wong: [Quoting himself] "Okay" I say "I must do something to save child." So, I start to think. "Do I suck poison out of Norbit's ass, or do I let him die?" Mr. Wong: [after a pause] I do most responsible thing. I say "hell to the no. Norbit is out of here, because it is long time in hell, before Wong suck poison out of another man's ass." Mr. Wong: [after laughter from crowd] But strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit get stronger and stronger. That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like warrior. That's why I say to you, Norbit, you can survive anything. Even... Mr. Wong: [Covertly points at Rasputia, as crowd laughs again] So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness, and peace, and love, and lots of bananas for you and your new gorilla. I only kidding. To Norbit, and Rasputia.

Shooting/Filming Locations

  1. Agoura, California, USA
  2. Dijon Street, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA - (studio)
  3. Elm Street, Backlot, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA
  4. Midwest Street, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
  5. Paramount Ranch - 2813 Cornell Road, Agoura, California, USA
  6. Santa Clarita, California, USA
  7. Stage 17, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA
  8. Stage 18, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA
  9. Stage 19, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA
  10. Veluzat Motion Picture Ranch, Saugus, California, USA
  11. Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA - (Town - church, gazebo, etc.)

Trivia

- For security purposes, early prints were shipped under the title 'Jupiter', an apparent allusion to 'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv)'s film _The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)_ (qv).

- In the USA was originally rated R but was reduced to PG-13 on appeal.

- One scene shows Rasputia watching a talk show with a paternity test theme. 'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv) endured a paternity scandal before the film's theatrical run, involving Spice Girl 'Melanie Brown (I)' (qv). A DNA test confirmed the actor was the baby's father.

- The set used in the film is the same one that _"Gilmore Girls" (2010)_ used as Stars Hollow in their 7 season run.

- WILHELM SCREAM: Norbit and Kate watch a "scary movie" on TV, where a scream can be heard.

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